Saturday, November 18, 2006

crossing the great waters

My new favorite fortune: "You will soon be crossing the great waters." At first it sounds nice, what with my penchant for the sea and all, but after reflection it sounds a bit like, "you're going to die soon!" That's right, backhanded slap from a cookie!

4 Comments:

At Fri Feb 13, 04:01:00 PM EST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

me too, but on another site it said supposedly harvesting your crop(gaining the benefit of your labor)
I don't mind benefiting,but I intend to stay here for a very long time!
I agree,backhand slap from a cookie.
How rude. Don't the fortune cookie companies know anything about cookie ettiquete? hmmmph!

 
At Wed Mar 11, 08:58:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHHH!!! i go this fortune too!!
i thought it was/is a bad omen!!!
thats what prompted me to search this fortune on google XD

 
At Wed Mar 11, 08:58:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHHH!!! i go this fortune too!!
i thought it was/is a bad omen!!!
thats what prompted me to search this fortune on google XD

 
At Fri Apr 03, 11:12:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my.. my bag of chocolate dipped fortune cookies gave me this fortune too. "You will soon be crossing the great waters." It sounds to me like I'm going to die. Let's see, the lucky numbers are... OMG!

 

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